Nibbles & Dribbles

(Available at our office (Prinsenstraat 13), or online at checkout)

Now look, we’re not the most scientistic of pirates, but we do know a thing or two about boat tours; primarily that they’re better with a bit of booze in ya! Or, if you don’t partake, we hope that you can at least agree that liquids are an important part of human physiology. As we understand it, human bodies are basically just leaky (some leakier than others) whale bladders that need near-constant refilling. Plus, it’s common knowledge that water doesn’t sink in water, so the closer to water you can make yourself, the better your chances of survival at sea. Perfectly logical. Just remember the old sailor adage……

“The more bevvies you drink, the less likely we’ll sink”

Point is, if the boat sinks, and we find that you’re sober, you’re legally liable for damages.

Keep in mind that NOTHING IS SOLD ON BOARD, so grab what you’d like from our selection in the office, at Prinsenstraat 13h. Standard tours are 90 minutes, which translates to ~3 beers, or more if you’re especially happy, sad, or just thirsty.