Birth of a Pirate Republic
There comes a time in every proud pirate parent’s life when they must let their little scallywags fly free!
With a single swift kick from the crow’s nest, these pirate progenitors send their grungy little gromets flying into the unknown in order to show them that they can pillage on their own!
If they survive the fall, they’ll definitely leave, and if not……well, still one less toothless mouth to regurgitate into!
So it was with some of our longest standing/sailing pirate generals, who have moved on to bluer oceanic pastures, in order to found their own little pirate clans! All operating in different areas of the blackheartiest and most turbulent waters known to man…….tourism.
Which really just leaves us with one question………
How would you like to take Amsterdam?*
*other than “by storm.” Only assholes hope for wet weather.**
BY LAND!
(Walking tours)
10% off in combination with either or both of the other modes of touristic transportion. Discount code in confirmation email.
HIT THE BRICKS
Hit the Bricks is dedicated to taking your Amsterdam know-how to the next level. What kind of bricks are those? Red. What kind of water is that? Wet. Woah! These guys know it all!
Explore the hidden nooks and crannies around Amsterdam’s historic city center.
Learn about the most formative, informative, and historically non-normative moments in Amsterdam’s past, present, and hell, maybe even future!
BY SEA!
(Boat tours)
10% off in combination with either or both of the other modes of touristic transportion. Discount code in confirmation email.
Those Dam Boat Guys
I mean. What more do you want to know? You clearly have made it to this page because you already love Those Dam Boat Guys! They, aka we, are delightful! We, aka they, probably think you’re pretty cool too!
Just book tickets already. Don’t make us beg. We won’t beg. We can’t beg. We never learned how to beg. Must have been sick that day in school.
Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase don’t make us beg!
ALSO BY LAND!
(Bike Tours)
10% off in combination with either or both of the other modes of touristic transportion. Discount code in confirmation email.
AMSTERDAM BIKE PIRATES
The Amsterdam Bike Pirates want to help you explore this magical land as stereotypically as possible! Atop two wheels, with the world at your handlebars.
Join them on their exceptional city cycling tours and/or as they raid the quaint villages and scope out the surprisingly stunning not-so-natural-nature in the below-sea-level farmland in Amsterdam Noord (north), across the river IJ.
PREPARE TO BE NOORDED!
**That’s right — we’re not afraid to say it — plants are assholes.