Avast!
Make fast, weigh anchor, scrape those barnacles off yer bottoms! Float away with us to feel yer stress float away from you. Ye’ll be cruisin’ upon cozy, quiet, non-sail-based (electric) boats with both yer friends an' foes. Our ships sail small groups to set adrift upon the off-beaten path, navigatin' through the coziest and narrowest of waterways. Every tour be a pirate chat! From 'istory, culture, tolerance, an' everythin' else that there makes this here city so swashbuckling sexy! Feel alive and tell a lotta tales! O’ course, ye be encouraged to brin' anythin' ye like to grub, nog, or puff!
